Well, it's been over a year since I've updated anything on this page so I figure it's about time to make a change however insignificant. Not too much artistic going on with me aside from the occasional doodle in my notebook or sketch at the end of a letter. Sometimes I dance a little jig or make goofy faces. Sometimes I sit in a port-o-john long enough to complete an entire crossword puzzle or crypto-quip. Once I pulled a muscle in my lower back and it made my genitals ache for weeks. I saw a desert fox and I threw a rock at it. I destroyed half my right bicept by jumping out of an airplane in the middle of the night. My bladder holds over a litre of urine. My nose bleeds occasionally. I eat like a pig. I sleep in a tent. I shave everyday, outside, on a bench. My door is held closed with a bungie cord. I get hosed off like a circus animal. I control almost three quarter million dollars of assets. Cheese wiz on club crackers is an old snack. I make my bed everyday even though I'm going to mess it up when I go to bet again. I eat for free unless I want pizza hut. I use baby wipes...on myself. I hang my hat on a nail. I enjoy wearing flip-flops. I dread wrestling other men even though I usually don't lose. I reside in a clown box that I sometimes escape via rotory-blade auto-gyros. I get paid far more than I earn and I often feel guilty because of it. I used to love the gym but now it makes me angry every day. Some days I powder my feet. Some days I do not. Lamisil AT is great for athlete's foot. My gums bleed when flossing if I go three or more days without. I brush my teeth using non-potable water even though the sign says not to. I dream of the show "Rome" if I watch it the day before. I shaved my chest once. I pluck my unibrow. I often pick my nose and don't wash my hands afterwords. I sometimes don't bathe after working out. I wash my hair only every other day. My internet access is slow as pond water.