This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
Well, it's been over a year since I've updated anything on this page so I figure it's about time to make a change however insignificant. Not too much artistic going on with me aside from the occasional doodle in my notebook or sketch at the end of a letter. Sometimes I dance a little jig or make goofy faces. Sometimes I sit in a port-o-john long enough to complete an entire crossword puzzle or crypto-quip. Once I pulled a muscle in my lower back and it made my genitals ache for weeks. I saw a desert fox and I threw a rock at it. I destroyed half my right bicept by jumping out of an airplane in the middle of the night. My bladder holds over a litre of urine. My nose bleeds occasionally. I eat like a pig. I sleep in a tent. I shave everyday, outside, on a bench. My door is held closed with a bungie cord. I get hosed off like a circus animal. I control almost three quarter million dollars of assets. Cheese wiz on club crackers is an old snack. I make my bed everyday even though I'm going to mess it up when I go to bet again. I eat for free unless I want pizza hut. I use baby wipes...on myself. I hang my hat on a nail. I enjoy wearing flip-flops. I dread wrestling other men even though I usually don't lose. I reside in a clown box that I sometimes escape via rotory-blade auto-gyros. I get paid far more than I earn and I often feel guilty because of it. I used to love the gym but now it makes me angry every day. Some days I powder my feet. Some days I do not. Lamisil AT is great for athlete's foot. My gums bleed when flossing if I go three or more days without. I brush my teeth using non-potable water even though the sign says not to. I dream of the show "Rome" if I watch it the day before. I shaved my chest once. I pluck my unibrow. I often pick my nose and don't wash my hands afterwords. I sometimes don't bathe after working out. I wash my hair only every other day. My internet access is slow as pond water.
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